whats playing on matt millens ipod

What's Playing on Matt Millen's iPod?

Matt Millen is doing the bull dance, feelin' the flow. After years of

scrutiny, criticism, and demands for his job from Detroit fans, Millen

is finally riding on easy street. The Detroit Lions are the Cinderella

story of the NFL and continue to improve. Well, Matt Millen is finally

starting to grin about his little brainchild. Most experts thought

that this would be the last straw for Millen, but he has risen to the

task. The team is barreling ahead with a winning record and barring a

complete collapse, we should see Detroit in the playoffs for the first

time since I got my driver's license.

Well, Millen is basking in his own self-indulgent glory and is ready

to take his pride and joy, the Ford Windstar, out for a cruise, pop on

some good tunes, and enjoy the sunshine. One of Millen's favorite

pastimes is his "me" time out in the Windstar cruising along some

windy roads and soaking up the master craftsmanship.

Surely everyone is wondering what the puppeteer behind the scenes of

the Detroit Lions success story is listening to to unwind. So, let's

all hop aboard the Windstar, sit back, and soak up the sounds of Matt

Millen.

Aerosmith - Livin' on the Edge

When Millen gets in the Windstar, it's time to get loose, baby. He

likes to put that roadster to the test. Whether that means putting the

pedal to the metal on I-94 or rolling down the windows and heading to

Flint, a little Aerosmith really pumps him up. It's not odd for him to

get a little Terets and yell out profanities in the ghetto. The

Windstar makes him feel just bulletproof.

Faith - George Michael

When George comes on, so do the sunglasses and off goes the shirt. Now

it's time to pick up the guys and head for Orange Mocha Frappuccinos.

When everybody doubted his bizarre front office moves, George Michael

told him time after time, "You Gotta Have A Faith A Faith A Faith."

Time After Time - Cyndi Lauper

The man loves wide receivers and Cyndi helped him make the right

decision. When everyone else said, "We need help in the secondary, the

line is too soft, and it's time for a franchise QB," Cyndi knew just

what to say to keep trying on the receivers. "If you fall, I will

catch you, I will be there. Time after time." Plus, Millen is

allegedly a big Captain Lou Albano fan and he stars in the video for

this 80s Millen fave.

Me Against the World - Tupac

"I got Nothin' Ta Lose, It's Just Me Against tha World Baby." When

Millen starts feelin' the G, he pumps up the subs and heads to 8 Mile.

Go ahead, move with it if ya need to. It helps me.

Road of the Righteous - Dropkick Murphys

This is one of Millen's wiser manipulations. He needed a tune to pump

up Kitna when he picks him up from Church on Sundays before the game.

This way they can rock out the Windstar and get pumped, while still

saluting the Lord.

Loner - Ekoostik Hookah

This is Millen's favorite singalong jams for a long road trip. He's

not about go get shitcanned and roll up to Wendys in the raw, but he

might spark a jib if he's got a long straightaway on Highway 80

through Nebraska on the way to Mile High Stadium. "I'm a Loner. I am a

Lo oh oh oooooh ner. Won't you please leave me alone... And you may

ask me, how did you get that tan Matt? I say out on the beaches of

life boy. Matt Millen on the lead guitar ladies and gentlemen, Wooo!"

Redemption Song - Bob Marley

When you lose it's all your fault. When you win, it the coach and the

players turning it around. Millen just can't win. This old standby

helps him clear his head after a tough bashing by the media and Fire

Millen signs Ford Field. The man needs redemption. "Emancipate

yourselves from mental slavery, None but ourselves can free our mind.

Won't you help to sing, These songs of freedom? - 'Cause all I ever

have - Redemption songs"

Manic Monday - The Bangles

Hey, how about a Monday Night game ESPN?

Your Song - Elton John

Finally, Millen likes to end every cruise with an introspective

tribute to his very most special friend, Calvin. Matt Millen is not

quick to forget the hardship it takes to find Mr. Right. Wide

receivers come a dime a dozen, but finding the one with the perfect

size, speed, work ethic, and selflessness to be a part of the best

receiving corps in the league - those come just once in a lifetime. "I

have ya don't mind. I hope ya don't mind. How wonderful life is when

you're in the world."

Declared by The Ghosts at 6:15 PM