megagiant wood ipod eliminates mugging

MegaGiant Wood Ipod Eliminates Mugging Threat!

Everybody's asking, why are you so lazy? Why isn't any progress being

made on Captian Fantastic, much less your fleet? Are you drunk under a

park bench? Why no updates?

It all started when I wanted to hear Dinah Washington's version of

Drinking Again. And I hate buying iTunes songs as I know the DRM will

eventually bite me in the ass. De-authorizing. Phooey. And why spend

$13 on a CD when you could build a wildly complicated mega machine to

digitize records? This is what passes for logic at Hooptyrides.

Inside that $15 Farnsworth radio cabinet is a Sansui tuner, a

replacement Panasonic turntable, a Griffin RADIO!Shark (not AirShark),

an 8 port USB hub, a cheap-o LCD panel, a Griffin iMic, a Griffin

Powermate, a Logitech wireless keyboard transmitter, a power strip, a

Griffin AirClick, a Sony bookshelf speaker, a Mac Mini and enough

patch cables to encircle the world 7 times.

Why build it? Well, everybody needs a garage computer and although it

is an ergonomic nightmare, it is a relatively compact workstation.

Especially when you consider the lateral real estate that would be

required to hook up all those gadgets.