magic ipod ball

Magic iPod Ball

Yesterday I was catching up with a few of my fellow Okie bloggers'

posts, and I happened on a meme that made me laugh so hard I almost

peed! And I began to wonder, what would my Magic iPod Ball tell me if

I were to ask it a few simple questions? Let's see shall we?

Put Magic iPod Ball on "shuffle."--check.

Press "play."--check.

How does the world see me?

Song: Seeing is Believing

Artist: Alan Silvestri from The Polar Express

Comments: "Could all of this hotness really exist in one person?" is

often what my readers ask themselves. And all I have to say to them is

"Seeing is Believing."

Will I have a happy life?

Song: In Between Days

Artist: The Cure

Comments: Story of my life...

What do my friends really think of me?

Song: Feel Good Inc.

Artist: Gorillaz

Comments: Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it--wait, sorry. Got

distracted by the Feel Good beat!

Do people secretly lust after me?

Song: The Distance

Artist: Cake

Comments: Ironically I'm reminded of the time that Tina and I were

complaining about how we've become 15-footers. Sigh

How can I make myself happy?

Song: Blue Monday

Artist: New Order

Comments: Embrace the blues on Monday, and by Tuesday it's a better

day. Sounds good to me!

What should I do with my life?

Song: Ave Maria

Artist: Josh Groban

Comments: Hail Maria...Jesus' Mother...So hail mothers...hail

motherhood. Wait. I'm doing that already. Good to know I'm on the

right track. Now I just have to convince every else to hail me.

Why should life be full of so much pain?

Song: God is Bullet

Artist: Concrete Blonde

Comments: Man that's harsh.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?

Song: Barely Listening

Artist: Pilot Speed

Comments: Sorry Big D.

Will I ever have children?

Song: Ooh La La

Artist: Goldfrapp

Comments: What? I have children? TWO? lalalalalalalalala...I'm not

listening to you!

Will I die happy?

Song: Baby, It's Cold Outside

Artist: Henry Mancini

Comments: Looks like I'll be fighting death all the way!

What is some good advice for me?

Song: Le Freak

Artist: Chic

Comments: Everyday baby. Every. Day.

What is happiness?

Song: Centerfold

Artist: J. Geils Band

Comments:

Dear Big D,

This makes up for the previous question concerning my listening

habits.

Sincerely,

Your Hot Wife

What is my favourite fetish?

Song: Friend is a Four Letter Word

Artist: Cake

Comments: Hey man! Don't dis. my friends!

How will I be remembered?

Song: Let's Get It Started

Artist: Blackeyed Peas

Comments:

In this context, there's no disrespect, so, when I bust my rhyme, you

break your necks.

We got five minutes for us to disconnect, from all intellect collect

the rhythm effect.

Obstacles are inefficient, follow your intuition, free your inner soul

and break away from tradition.

Coz when we beat out, girl it's pullin without. You wouldn't believe

how we wow shit out.

Burn it till it's burned out. Turn it till it's turned out. Act up

from north, west, east, south.